During his recent visit to the Oval Office, he said something to the effect that he feels like superman when he dons on his 'Make America grate again' (sorry for the typo) cap.
I thought it was meant to be a cape but who am I to argue with God.
Jokes aside, I thought it would take an act of God to make Donald Trump realise what it feels like to be at the receiving end of verbal diarrhoea and Kanye did just that.
So, I thank Ye but remember tomorrow is Sunday - your day of rest (and respite for the rest of the world).
I put on the news just in time to hear Melania Trump in an interview claim to be 'the most bullied person on the world'.
That didn't surprise me. In fact I had this mental image of her running away from her husband and sitting on top of the world to get away from him.
Sadly not. She was talking about cyber bullying. I am sure all those miserable, lonely teenage victims of cyber bullying are feeling so affiliated with the First Lady.
Awwww dee dums. Poor Melania. Actually, I am a bit chilly as I have been sitting down for quite awhile, so excuse me for a minute while I put on my jacket.
If you have been reading my blog for a while (thank you), you may remember that I suggested that Theresa May should invite Taylor Swift over to 10 Downing Street.
I suggested that Tay May and Tay Tay sharing afternoon tea would be good for her image.
Instead, she called for an election, lost her majority and ended up with that handsome DUP woman as a partner.
Never mind, I don't hold a grudge, so I will offer my advice again. Only this time, instead of afternoon tea, I suggest a dance mash up between Tay May and Tay Tay.
They both appear to have scarily similar dance moves and the world could do with some levity at the moment.
Who better that Britain's Dancing Queen and America's Pop Princess to provide it?
Taylor Swift Dancing to Cruise at CMT Awards
Theresa May dances on to the stage at the Tory party conference
Until next week, try and keep it light!
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