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Saturday, 25 July 2020

A lighter look at the news


No one would blame you if you looked at the video below and thought that the man was sending his wishes to a well known world leader. 

Perhaps, you might think with concern, that Angela Merkel has had a dodgy experience with a German sausage. Or, heaven forbid, the lovely Jacinda Ardern may have sprained her ankle while on a 500 mile hike in the New Zealand bush.

You would be wrong.


The woman that President Ace Cognito is talking about, is Ghislaine Maxwell. Does it not warm every cockle of your heart, to see such sincere wishes being sent to an alleged human trafficker of underage girls? 

While American born women politicians of colour, are at the receiving end of 'send her home' chants,  British born heiress Ghislaine, gets a 'wish her well' chant.

Just as well I guess, as a 'send her home' chant directed at Ms Maxwell, may well have resulted in the unblocking of poor Prince Andrew's sweat pores. And that would not be fair, so soon after one has walked one's daughter down the aisle.

Yes, one's daughter did get married in a low key affair, although not so low key that Pizza Express were asked to cater. 

Anyway, going back to President Sharp Asa Tack, some people suggested that his words were a coded message aimed at Ms Maxwell.

Personally, I don't agree. How could 'I wish her well' possibly be a coded message?

Now, if you said, 'person, woman, man, camera, TV', I may be on board. It could well mean, a person, maybe a woman or a man, will disable a security camera and the result will make the news on TV.



A very sophisticated and subtle message, I am sure you'll agree. Which means, it's unlikely. After all, the deliverer of said message would not know sophisticated subtlety if it bopped him on the head with a sledge hammer..... or a large tin of Goya Beans.

When I wrote about Trump and his cognitive test last week, I thought that was the end of it. Unfortunately, the self praise and boasting continues, unabated.

According to him, although the first few questions were easy, it got a lot tougher. Actually, I won't be surprised if he got a bit of help before the test.

Melania, his Einstein visa wife, could well have helped to prep him. 

Remember Donald, the ugly, obese unicorn is called a rhinoceros, the animal with the long nose (which yours would be if humans noses grew in proportion to their lies) is an elephant, and the angry looking animal who, like me, always has the hump and spits when you come too close, is a camel (unless it's Prime Minister Trudeau, than I offer to give a ride across the desert and show the sights).

Until next time, try and keep it light.....and go easy on the Goya beans, particularly if you are going to take a cognitive test. You don't want to blow your chances.













 

1 comment:

  1. Apparently, no one can trump Trump on cognitive tests...

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