Italy's former Prime Minister, 81 year old, Silvio Berlusconi, tried to make a political comeback, although, due to his tax fraud convictions, he would not be able to hold office. Nevertheless, he decided to back a nominee.
Understandably, this incensed a 'Femen' activist so much, that she jumped on a table, topless, in front of him, with the words, 'Berlusconi, you've expired' written in black on her chest, at the polling station where he went to cast his vote.
I am all for feminist protests but stripping to the waist and jumping in front of Bunga Bunga Berlusconi, seems more like reward than punishment.
The only way that would've been punishment/torture, would be, if what she'd written on her chest, was literally true.
Anyway, the party he was backing did not win, so he and his 32 year old girl friend have bunga-bunga-ed off into the sunset.
This year Donald Trump decided to grace the Gridiron Club Dinner in Washington DC with his presence and (unfortunately) his humour.
In reference to the staff leaving the White House he is supposed to have said,' who's going to be the next to leave? Steve Miller or Melania?'
Well, since you asked, how about the person who is the cause of all these people leaving?
He also made reference to #FreeMelania, saying that she was 'having a great time'. Yes, we know. The look of pure pleasure on her face every time he reaches for her hand is a joy to behold.
He certainly did not miss his calling as a stand-up comic and normally I would say, 'don't quit your day job' but in this case...... perhaps not.
Saint Jamie of Oliver has taken a flying leap on his high horse yet again and is casting his moral pearls of wisdom our way.
It is not just nutritional wisdom that he is imparting this time, he appears to be dabbling in social engineering as well.
Having already tackled Schools and Hospitals, he's turned his attention to the 'poverty stricken and obese'. As if life hasn't already dealt them an unfair hand, they have to listen to his tripe.
This is some of what he has said:
'Will power is a very unique personal thing. We can't judge our equivalent of middle class logic on theirs because they are in a different gear, almost in a different country.'
I think his brain is in a different gear to his mouth - the brain in first and the mouth in fifth. And talking of a different country, I am surprised he is still in this one, considering his threat to leave the country if Britain opted for Brexit.
Anyway, if you are reading this Mr. O, I have a brilliant idea and possible solution to this problem. It involves you putting your money where your mouth is (with the double benefit of shutting your gob as well - no offence).
You know all those failing 'Jamie's Italian Restaurants?' They could be converted by into non-profit, healthy, Eating Houses for the 'poverty stricken and obese', that you are so concerned about.
With your generosity and all that 'pukka' food, Britain will be the healthiest country in the world and we'll all be travelling in the same gear.
Also, if you get so immersed in this project and end up giving away your millions, at least you will have your middle class logic and will power to help you avoid getting obese.
There you go, now you know how it feels to be preached at, not to mention, patronised.
Finally, the Oscars gave Donald Trump the opportunity to gloat. He tweeted, 'Lowest ratings Oscars in HISTORY. Problem is we don't have stars anymore, except your President (just kidding).'
I am confused. Does Donald Trump think he is the President of the World? Nevertheless, kidding or not, I have to agree that he is a big star, just like our other big star - the Sun. They are both big orange balls of hot air, over exposure to which should be avoided.
Until next week, try and keep it light!
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