A lighter look at the news

This is the reaction of a Preacher, to the news that Joe Biden had won the US election. Not sure why no one in the congregation did what most people would, when faced with such hysteria...smack the human hyena soundly across the face.

Personally, I have just one thing to say, Where's Pence's fly when you need it?

I would never dream of calling another human being despicable but what other explanation can you think of, when even the hair dye on Rudy Giuliani's head tries to escape?

Earlier, in the same press briefing, Giuliani robustly blew snot into his handkerchief and instead of folding the clean side over the snotty side, he did the opposite and proceeded to use the snotty side to wipe his mouth, mop his brow and baste his entire face.

He then walked up to the podium to talk and his hair dyed a million deaths, crying itself a river down old Rudy's face. On the bright side, it had a smooth passage thanks to the facial lubrication that had occurred earlier.

In the meanwhile, Trump's playing peek-a-boo in the Whitehouse. He pops his head out like the cuckoo in a clock, says By the way, I won the election and disappears back in. 

Such deluded optimism from President Cuckoo, makes me wonder if he has this for his ringtone....

Until next time, try and keep it light.